desinteresse:

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands

Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.

Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer

mendely:

catholic priest running late to mass with the sacramental bread in his mouth

tiredspider:

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

danwithouttheplan:

yuri-execution:

danwithouttheplan:

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

“parry this you filthy casual”

wait, yeah, this is rad af

theprofessional-amateur:

Anyway, fuck the CEOs and other execs. Support the strikers.

mint-stone:

deadmentellnotales13:

lostcryptids:

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

bettedavisgf:

so fascinated by the very specific mental illness that causes people to draw south park characters as lithe beautiful men in streetwear fashion